January 2012
“You know those mornings where you just want to watch TV, eat corn chips and...”
– Bruce McCulloch, Kids in the Hall (via fludreams)
“Man, man, it’s a funny world,” he said. “We’ve got everything, but we can’t have...”
– Notes of a Dirty Old Man
(via henrycharlesbukowski)
Did we forget to tell you that we're making a... →
collegehumor:
And that it’s starring Glenn Howerton, Steve Little, and Ben Schwartz?
‘Cause we are.
wrrryyyyyyyyyyy
6-word short stories
smokeflowers:
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. -Ernest Hemingway
Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time -Alan Moore
Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses. -Richard Powers
The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly. -Orson Scott Card
Longed for him. Got him. Shit. -Margaret Atwood
Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth. -Vernor Vinge
